I told My wife she was drawing her eyebrows to high….. She Looked Surprised!
Q:Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.
What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
MOVIE in the PARK28 AUG @ 1900Base Softball Field Bring your coolers, lawn chairs and blankets fora night of entertainment! Seating is LimitedYou must call
Free Kona Ice Enjoy a free treat that will cool you off in 2.5 sec. 21 Aug @ 11-2 Ent Parking Lot 2-3 Outside CDC
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just
Why does a milking stool only have three legs?…….. ……Because the cow has the udder!
“Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!”
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.